Photo 27 Aug 200,786 notes poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

Text 27 Aug 291,593 notes

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

(Source: grass10)

Video 27 Aug 447,347 notes

joshpeck:

sidegf:

shes 11

she’s 8

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

Text 27 Aug 393,800 notes

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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Photo 26 Aug 6,697 notes tastefullyoffensive:

Hannibal Buress on peer pressure. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Hannibal Buress on peer pressure. [via]

Video 20 Aug 40,530 notes

mishasminions:

Misha Collins’ Ice Bucket Challenge

"It’s not a contest about who has a higher tolerance for pain. However, if it were a contest, i would win."

via (*˘ε˘*).
Video 20 Aug 290,730 notes

sarajevomoja:

WELP.

(Source: gayhughhefner)

Text 20 Aug 610,995 notes

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

Photo 19 Aug 22,353 notes doctorwho:

regingeration:

GUYS HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED

Peter Capaldi as Caecilius in Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii

doctorwho:

regingeration:

GUYS HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED

Peter Capaldi as Caecilius in Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii

(Source: bunniesandguns)

Video 19 Aug 29,740 notes

angelswithphoneboxes:

abbehtron:

image

WHY DIDNT YOU BECOME A COMPANION UGHHH.

(Source: morgrana)

Photo 19 Aug 182,652 notes chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

(Source: iraffiruse)

Text 19 Aug 36,650 notes

blowjobbysammy:

xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘priviledge’, you are the problem.

This post gives me life

Video 19 Aug 17,212 notes

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